{"product_id":"necrophile-thong","title":"necrophile thong","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE DEAD RISE FOR A NICE ASS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack thong featuring \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“necrophile”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e across the front and a procession of suspiciously cheerful vintage jack-o'-lanterns across the back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for Halloween, grave robbing, pumpkin carving, answering the door to trick-or-treaters or simply commiting necrophilia\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack stretch thong.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhite front print \/ orange pumpkin back print.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLow-rise fit with a stretchy waistband.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFIT NOTE — PLEASE READ:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese have \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003esignificantly more stretch than the manufacturer's size chart suggests.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e For reference, a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge comfortably fits around a 32\" waist in our actual try-on test\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, despite the factory chart listing Large as 28.3–29.1\". Because they're low-rise, where you actually wear the waistband also matters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eManufacturer Size Guide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXS — Waist: 23.6–25.2\" \/ Panty length: 7.5–7.9\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall — Waist: 25.2–25.9\" \/ Panty length: 8.2–8.6\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium — Waist: 26.7–27.5\" \/ Panty length: 8.6–9.0\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge — Waist: 28.3–29.1\" \/ Panty length: 9.0–9.4\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXL — Waist: 29.9–30.7\" \/ Panty length: 9.4–9.8\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXXL — Waist: 31.5–33.1\" \/ Panty length: 9.45–9.85\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eXXXL — Waist: 34–36\" \/ Panty length: 9.4\"\u003cbr\u003eXXXXL — Waist: 36–38\" \/ Panty length: 9.8\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen in doubt:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e the material is stretchy, so don't panic if your waist measurement falls a little above the manufacturer's stated range.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Homeland Insecurity","offers":[{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67618930524477,"sku":null,"price":6.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67618930557245,"sku":null,"price":6.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67618930590013,"sku":null,"price":6.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67618930622781,"sku":null,"price":6.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":67618930655549,"sku":null,"price":6.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67618930688317,"sku":null,"price":6.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":67618932752701,"sku":null,"price":6.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":67618932785469,"sku":null,"price":6.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0973\/1476\/7165\/files\/necrophileunderwearshopifyimage.png?v=1790997393","url":"https:\/\/femboypiss.com\/products\/necrophile-thong","provider":"Homeland Insecurity","version":"1.0","type":"link"}