necrophile thong

THE DEAD RISE FOR A NICE ASS.

Black thong featuring “necrophile” across the front and a procession of suspiciously cheerful vintage jack-o'-lanterns across the back.

Perfect for Halloween, grave robbing, pumpkin carving, answering the door to trick-or-treaters or simply commiting necrophilia

Black stretch thong.
White front print / orange pumpkin back print.
Low-rise fit with a stretchy waistband.

FIT NOTE — PLEASE READ:
These have significantly more stretch than the manufacturer's size chart suggests. For reference, a Large comfortably fits around a 32" waist in our actual try-on test, despite the factory chart listing Large as 28.3–29.1". Because they're low-rise, where you actually wear the waistband also matters.

Manufacturer Size Guide

XS — Waist: 23.6–25.2" / Panty length: 7.5–7.9"
Small — Waist: 25.2–25.9" / Panty length: 8.2–8.6"
Medium — Waist: 26.7–27.5" / Panty length: 8.6–9.0"
Large — Waist: 28.3–29.1" / Panty length: 9.0–9.4"
XL — Waist: 29.9–30.7" / Panty length: 9.4–9.8"
XXL — Waist: 31.5–33.1" / Panty length: 9.45–9.85"
XXXL — Waist: 34–36" / Panty length: 9.4"
XXXXL — Waist: 36–38" / Panty length: 9.8"

When in doubt: the material is stretchy, so don't panic if your waist measurement falls a little above the manufacturer's stated range.